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It’s a lot like an ice cold Faygo…

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

For the first time in a long time, I finished a book during my travels last weekend. I started a second one, but I’m not sure when I’ll have time to finish it up.

The book in question that I finished, however, was “The Switch,” by Elmore Leonard (perhaps best known as the author of “Get Shorty,” and a few dozen other books which have been turned into movies). The sequel to “The Switch” was “Rum Punch,” which featured a character named Jackie Burke, whom Quentin Tarantino remade into the star of his 3rd feature film “Jackie Brown.”

I love Elmore Leonard’s work for two reasons — it’s messy character driven madness with snappy dialog, and because he writes about Detroit and Miami, which I love both of. In fact, the Detroit stuff I love the best, as I was born in the Detroit area, and still view it as something of a paradise.

I understand that this makes as much sense as viewing DC as being laid back, but follow me here. We lived an hour north of Detroit in a town called Lexington, which sat on Lake Huron — I had a beach in my backyard. Whenever we went into the city, I got toys or money. When I left there, I went to Rocky Mount, NC (which is pretty close to Hell). Even going back to Michigan since, and seeing what these places are really like does not take the nostalgia away. No amount of giant carnivorous flies [NOTE: true story, the last time I visited the area, I went down to the public beach that was near my old house, up on Lakeshore, and this family was just leaving, and they had left behind, I guess thrown out onto some rocks on the beach, a pristine peanut butter and jelly sandwich with one bite taken out of it. I walked away from there, and walked back within a minute, and the sandwich was gone. No one had gone near it, no large animals. I have no idea to this day how that happened, and frankly do not want to know -- to be honest I wish this were a joke, but it's really, and it's terrifying] can make the sickly sweet taste of Faygo Red Pop taste any less wonderful.

The story focuses on the kidnapping of a woman in a very bad marriage [NOTE: kidnapping seems to be a fairly common thread in Leonard's writing, as it was also employed in "52 Pickup," which I understand was made into a less than satisfactory movie staring Roy Schneider. I haven't seen it, so I hope it's better than I've been told, because the book is great]. As it turns out the marriage is worse than it seemed, as the husband is cheating on the wife, and filed for divorce just before the kidnapping occurred.

Strangely, Louis, one of the kidnappers (played by Robert De Niro in “Jackie Brown”), comes across as the hero of the book. In fact, the thing that’s so strange about the story is that you end up empathizing with the characters who should be the villains. In “Rum Punch,” you get to see them very much as they really are, but in this book, it’s a much more laid back, and fun view.

I’d have to say that “Rum Punch” is the better book, but “The Switch,” is definitely more fun.

[SPOILERS] Revealed! The ending of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

With the 7th Harry Potter book due to be officially released, it’s probably wrong to start talking about what’s in it, but I have managed to wrangle a copy of the book, and for those who can’t wait, below is an excerpt from Chapter 3 of the book:

As Harry, Hermione and Ron walk closer to the big house in Godric’s Hollow, their whispered talk of the wedding fell to a hush. They were unsure of what awaited them. Behind them there was a rustling of leaves, and Harry turned, hearing “Avada Kedavr-”

After that, the book is pretty much blank… for like 500 pages.

Okay, I’m kidding, I’m waiting like the rest of you. I just want to be clear that were I JK Rowling, you would all hate me. Truthfully, anyone who found this post via searching Google probably does now hate me. Good luck to you, impatient soul… I hope you find what you’re looking for.

Only 6 days for the rest of us.

Randall vs. Fletch

Sunday, April 29th, 2007

I just recently used a $30 Amazon gift certificate from my parents to purchase “Clerks X” the 10 year anniversary edition of Kevin Smith’s first film.

When I was in college I worked at a Video Store (VisArt Video on Elliot Rd. in Chapel Hill, NC), which was attached to a newsstand. I never once saw “Clerks” while I worked there. It was kind of a running thing that every single person there who found out would say “and you work in a video store!”

So, once I moved away, I rented it one night, and okay, so it was pretty amazing. I became quite the Kevin Smith fan.

More importantly for myself, though, was the accidental, and seemingly unrelated discovery of Gregory McDonald’s “Fletch” books. The first book was, of course, the basis of the Chevy Chase movie, which, while funny, is nothing in comparison to the book. The books are more subtle, and rich, and the ending of the film makes I.M. Fletcher seem like a standup guy, whereas the end of the book makes him seem like a normal human being.

McDonald, like Kevin Smith and Tarantino, doesn’t feel the need to make conversations actually relate to the plot. He understands that things happen which are sometimes unrelated. This was a major gripe I had about the film, after I read the book. In the movie, the two plots around which Fletch navigates his life end up being completely related. In the book, accidental happenstance brings them together purely because Fletch is involved with both. It’s far more creative, and far less formulaic than you would imagine.

It’s also a lot darker. Much darker, in fact, than the original version of Clerks, where Dante gets shot at the end.

[That ending by the way, which would even seem stark in French cinema (though I guess Scandinavian filmmakers could get away with it), bothers me from a strictly plot perspective. Why is Dante still there? The store is closed, they just cleaned up, and were locking up, but rather than doing a check of the register, and clearing up inventory after Randall left, he's sitting at the counter, reading a magazine. After working from 6am to midnight in this place, and going through the worst day of his life, he's still hanging out.]

McDonald eventually softened his blows a bit (a 13 year old drug addicted prostitute dying of an overdose and being buried in a shallow grave by the main character is, I suppose, hard to top) in his later works, though they were still edgy, and filled with interesting situations and witty dialog.

And apparently, it was that witty dialog that taught Kevin Smith how to write dialog. Which is why I was really excited about him writing and directing the new Fletch film, based on the Fletch Prequel “Fletch Won.” Unfortunately, that’s not happening any more, so now I’m not as excited. The film is, however, being done by the creator of “Scrubs” on NBC, which also has the same fast witty dialog, and I guess that’s a consolation. It could always have been done by Michael Bay, with an explosion every few minutes, and a completely CGI 7 foot tall Chevy Chase to reprise his role.

So in summery:
1) Clerks, good…
2) Gregory McDonald, good…
3) Original Clerks ending, confusing and Bergman-esque…
4) “Fletch” the novel, surprising and not always in a funny way…
5) Michael Bay, (sigh)

I just noticed that the 11th Fletch Book (actually the second book centered around his son), “Fletch Reflected” is now out in reprint from Vintage Books. It’s the only one I haven’t read. I most recently finished “Carioca Fletch,” which was one of the most enjoyable of the series.

In all honesty, if I had to make a recommendation, I would say my favorites, in order are:

1. “Confess, Fletch” - which has, in my opinion, the greatest opening chapter of any book I’ve yet read. It sets up a mystery, and does so in a strange, round about, but amusing way. It also introduces Francis Xavier Flynn, who went on to have his own series of books, which are also pretty good.
2. “Fletch” - The original, and as mentioned above, a very big surprise, especially if you’ve seen the movie.
3. “Fletch Won” - The basis of the upcoming movie (once it gets made).
4. “Carioca Fletch” - the actual sequel to the original “Fletch,” which would have made for a far more interesting sequel in the 80s than “Fletch Lives,” which is not based on any of the books.

I was hoping this post would be more coherent, but… Captain Power… angry Monkey… waffles